Placement Time

This rhyme expresses the views of many BITSIANS who have waited for this moment eagerly but as it approaches near they gets drowned in the feeling of .......yada yada yada.......

Read it enjoy it and see if you can find yourself in it:

I came to Pilani, as a guy,
Who was stupid, and very shy.

I studied, Or rather tried to study.
Grades I got, Were mostly C and D.

Now the CDCs have gone, and the placement time has come,
When I meet the Probable candidates , they looks simply awesome.

Companies are many, but the target is one,
To get into it, extreme efforts, people have done.

Everyone thinks himself impeccable, having attained perfection,
In their own words, let me give you certain illustrations.

I’am small, my CGPA is high,
And My mama says I’m the best guy.

Of a big organization, I was the secretary,
So I will be a big Gun, in their territory.

Three hundred students were there, and I was their Coordinator,
My Experience shows, in that company I will be an ideal administrator.

Famous I’m for my dedication and sincerity,
Everyone believes I can perform any task with dexterity.

On the whole campus, I am most beautiful,
So I can keep company’s employees very dutiful..

My arms are big, and body is strong
Undoubtedly I ‘m the best candidate that can come along..

Intelligent I am, and the stamina is high,
So my application, how can they deny?

20 cigarettes I smoke daily, and a quarter I do drink,
In Jungles of Nigeria or snowfields of Siberia, I can survive without a blink.

When it come to crypto or breaking of code,
Friends let me tell you its my own abode.

I was created in this world to talk, so God for the first stage let us make an accord,
Let my resume get selected once, In the GD/interview I’ll show them my real sword.

My achievements are many, and certificates uncountable,
Oh my God! How will I fit them In the space allowable.


May be I look more like a boy but I heard for girls they have a quota,
Thinking of this gives me joy, that my chances are there though iota.

In such a scenario, Some time I enjoy some time I fear,
Now I have decided, that it’s the time for me to disappear.

Qualities are many, but no one knows what they want from us,
One thing is for sure, that most of them will end up with a BUS.