Last Night

I am flying high in the sky, it seems like I'm going to moon,
Oh my God! You are so great, You blessed me with such a boon.

Last night was not very good, at home I was not feeing fine,
What should I do? Where should I go? I was thinking all the time.

No one was at home and here I was alone,
I was feeling sick and thinking, Should I also have gone?

At same time I was hungry, so I decided to sit down to dine,
I ate 2 apples and 3 bananas, and suddenly I was feeling on cloud nine.

A brilliant idea came to me, which will let this time pass,
I went out to the market, and came back with a bottle and a glass.

On returning back, I realized, I forget something, for which I will have to go back,
I again went and searched the market, and returned with a cigarette pack.

I sat down with a glass in hand and all other preparation done,
I lit a cigarette which will signal this One-Man party to begun.

Next thing I did was, I turned on the TV,
Now I was searching for channels, which can keep me busy.

I opened the bottle and in glass some alcohol I poured,
I was pretty sure at that time, that no more will I feel bored.

I said cheers to myself, to the the emptiness of this world, today I will drink,
There is nothing in this world , which can bring it to destruction's brink.

My first cigarette was over, so one more I did lit,
I was happy that I was having 18 more safe in my kit.

Smoke was here , smoke was there, it was everywhere in the room,
I was careful with cigarette butts, so tomorrow I don't have to clean the ash with a broom.

I switched off the fan, and started making smoke ring,
I enjoyed every successful attempt, a smile it did bring.

Dreadful moment came , when to loo, I had to go,
With weaken muscles and trembling legs, I said to myself 'No'.

Four hours were already gone and I was thinking of past time,
Why did Pissu got crushed, what was his crime?

I remembered the previous booze sessions, which we friends together had,
Considering the time and situation, this one was also not bad

Time was going in a way, which was very easy,
By this time alcohol was showing its effects, and I was feeling dizzy.

I had started at nine, and now it was four,
Only 10 cigarette were left, and empty bottle was lying on floor.

At that time I was feeling very high,
So I decided, that for today I should say to whiskey, Good-bye.

Last thing I remember, was a bottle of whiskey besides my bed,
When I tried to wake up in morning, I found out, I was already dead.

BHOOMIPUTRA

If India is a man, with many different organs,
People of India is the blood which keeps it in the working condition.

It is the mutual relationship which keeps every organ alive,
But without blood almost none of the organ can thrive.

Though the lungs purifies, heart pumps the blood,
It is the veins which keeps every organ flood.

Bharat is a country, a union of states,
Divisive attempts of anyone will not be forgiven as mistakes.

Concept of only bhoomiputra working is old and orthodox,
'Coz constitution does not allows citizens to be confined to a box.

But lets imagine once satisfying the demands of these hooligan,
Lets suppose Immigration to other states is banned by constitution.

Now Aish, Salman, SRK, and Amitabh will have to leave the state,
For increasing the possibility of bhoomiputra in industry and jobs for them to create.

Now other states will boycott the movies of which Bollywood boast.
And eventually the industry will repent over the fan base , it lost.

But the problem of over population is still continuing on,
Lets ban the people within the state to move freely on.

Aaahh!!! now the city seems to be a better place to live,
But every morning many problems, the crowd from residential area give.

Every one seems to be moving in only one direction,
Can't they find the work in there own residential location?

Residents of Nariman point are going mad everyday,
Lets take a pledge and keep the Residents of suburbs at bay.

Wow!!!....now the city seems to be so good and empty,
But why is everyone now complaining of the shine, lost by the city.

People there is one thing that we INDIANS must understand,
We should never be guided by these unreasonable, unrealistic, divisive, fancy leaders band.

There is nothing good that leaders, through these divisive demands can provide,
They can only weaken their own people, and cause them to divide.